Lol

Burning man photo

And we got gordon in the macugyver union

If you unfuck or fix an art car you can be part of this union that exist only in the playa. Pins patches stickers and dog tags.

How I stole the soulmate of Judd and her terrible time at burning man

We were making fun of his soulmate from Costco cuz she did not know any authors. She was super hot Dutch girl. She lost her bag with her id, put her bag of luggage on the bus, went to lost and found, found her bag, and missed the bus with her stuff on it. Awwww. She was possibly not super street smart. We did cuddle and watch shooting stars, and the sunrise in the morning. Once in a lifetime night.

Cool free.Shit.to.do

Henna in Arabic,
Screen print
Whiskey slaps
Mutual whiskey slaps

Stupid free Shit to do in our neighborhood

Phone booth to the hone 20 feet away.
Boiling hot beer
School bus ball pit
Whiskey slaps
Mutual whiskey slaps

Flying the Japanese and Canadian flag visible for blocks in black rock city brings in the most interesting people

The japanese people are always gravitated their own kind out here. Its funny cuz the only ethnic Japanese  guy speaks very limited Japanese. And the new Yorker Jewish camp.mate speaks and writes. Go figure. One was 40 in only a diaper, and only drank from the baby bottle she carried around with her…and the other two was a virgin and veteran of 5years. I gave them my Japanese pickles plum. And pickles and whiskey.
They gifted me a cool blue shawl I wore all week after.

Fucking the morning we were breaking camp down after the burn

We are breaking down camp and we are kinda worried they the Jews\newy Yorkers have not yet cone back to camp. All of us minus Pete and Emily who left the previous day were back in camp and Stuart and his cuz were packing up. I was solely focused on breaking down the kitchen.tent. we were worried about then cuz they have been.out since 8 the previous night. We debated going to the ER tent for the three of them,for about three hours, we figured they are together the three legs of a tripod.  Finally gene rolls up drunk but not as bad as the obliterated Jud and Eli. Fuckinng funny. Rock stars with a capital ROCK!!! Muther fucker everything stops while they process to recount their night. And the sunrise saloon. And cutting thru a fence with the smallest knife ever. I cried with laughter for.about three hours. We got no work done after, as we had a camp meeting deciding to let the three of them.recharge while we get packing. About three hours later a pretty Dutch girl shows up as judd’s soul mate. We make her wake him up and they chat.

The next couple days are ablur,

The prittest Irish girl gives me a butt tattoo, we name her miss Ireland, beautiful blue eyes,’reddish blind hair, smiles a lot and an artist. Swift number two. Energy night I would wait for the camp to leave then I can clean up camp. Coming home to a clean ass camp is the best feeling ever.
I would set up lights and take off for 30 min after camp was clean to explor the. Observe the drumkeness when the camp comes home to a clean camp.

These three girls come into camp from so cal,

Instantly I hate them cuz they are so cal bitches, and they look it, beautiful smiles, sundresses, they say they love me and come back to their camp for a “good time” they promise I will have a good time tonight. Hugs and kisses. . I kinda blow them off but not befor getting their email and playa address.
They are camped at “swingers slut garden-3:30-4:00 and E. Now I realize they were part of the swinger camp and they wanted me TO come back and party with them. Oops. Then they guy who blacked out lady night at naked volleyball comes by and donates to the bar a gallon of water.
Fucking burning man.